1 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,390 Hey, you got a permit for those guns? 2 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:19,370 I've got your permit right here. 3 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:44,880 Thank you. 4 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:40,020 That's my bicep. 5 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:42,480 One second, babe. 6 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:44,860 Hello? 7 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:51,820 What are you gonna do? 8 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,160 My job. 9 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:01,300 Game over. 10 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,880 I'm a cop, and damn good at my job. 11 00:03:11,780 --> 00:03:13,340 It all began years ago. 12 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:18,120 In the line of duty, me and my partner were chasing down a mysterious kung fu 13 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,120 master. 14 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,680 You're under arrest, punk. 15 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Show us your hand. 16 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,200 Good work, dragon. 17 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,140 You could have killed bullbrokers with that crazy stuff. 18 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:29,480 But goddammit. 19 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:33,420 You're the best partner I've ever had. Thanks. I learned from the best. 20 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,240 You're like a father to me. 21 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:39,620 With one fatal blow, he hit my partner. 22 00:03:41,660 --> 00:03:43,740 I could tell he was dead straight off. 23 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:55,860 Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. 24 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:57,640 I blacked out. 25 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:06,100 and saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks mastering the art of 26 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:11,540 Fu. There was an ancient prophecy about a new form of Kung Fu so powerful, only 27 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:12,760 one man could master it. 28 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,200 The chosen one. 29 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:19,959 When I woke up, I saw the Kung Fu master running towards me. 30 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:25,280 I could feel my body mutate into some sort of Kung Fu freak of nature. 31 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,280 You have to choose someone. 32 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,260 Knock, knock. 33 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:44,660 Who's there? 34 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:46,720 Knock, gold. 35 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:12,010 At the memento, I put on a strip of cloth from the dead kung fu master. 36 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:16,090 I decided I would use my new super kung fu powers to fight crime. 37 00:05:16,370 --> 00:05:20,350 So I became the best cop in the world. I became Kung Fury. 38 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:16,000 I don't want to hear it, Tunk Fury. I just got back from City Hall. 39 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:20,460 Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the mayor up my ass like a 40 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:24,040 fag on Viagra. How am I going to explain this to the prep? 41 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:28,720 You just destroyed an entire city block, for Christ's sake. 42 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:30,830 Didn't you tell me to block it out? 43 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:33,750 Told you to do it by the book. Cut the bullshit. 44 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:37,530 Nobody else in this bar could have stopped that arcade machine and you know 45 00:06:39,850 --> 00:06:40,910 Oh, man. 46 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:42,650 Listen to me, Kung Fury. 47 00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:47,670 You need to start following the rules like the rest of us. So I'm assigning 48 00:06:47,670 --> 00:06:48,670 a new partner. 49 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:50,570 What? Hell no, I work alone. 50 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:55,170 Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner, Tricerica. 51 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,630 Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury. 52 00:06:57,870 --> 00:06:59,870 Looking forward to working with you. 53 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:06,050 I work alone. 54 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:11,830 Either you team up with Triceratops or you're off the case. I'm not off the 55 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:13,490 case. I quit. 56 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:29,510 It was positive, yeah? 57 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:32,050 Yeah, no problem. 58 00:07:32,290 --> 00:07:33,670 Give me the phone. 59 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:42,430 What the hell is this? 60 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:45,990 Chief McNichol speaking. 61 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:47,310 Is this the police? 62 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:50,630 Yeah, this is the police. Crack you! 63 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,280 I need someone to treat that call. 64 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,800 But that's impossible. 65 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,160 Not for me, it isn't. 66 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:25,400 Hackerman. He's the most powerful hacker of all time. 67 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:30,370 Follow me. 68 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:36,870 I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal and trace the caller. 69 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:40,030 His name is Adolf Hitler. 70 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:42,030 Hitler. 71 00:08:42,470 --> 00:08:44,210 It's the worst criminal of all time. 72 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,490 Do you know him, sir? 73 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:46,970 I guess you could say that. 74 00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:50,790 In the 1940s, Hitler was a Kung Fu champion. 75 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:55,870 He was so good at Kung Fu that he decided to change his name to Computer. 76 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:58,840 But he didn't stop there. 77 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:02,760 He knew of the Kung Fury property and wanted to claim the throne. 78 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:07,400 So he and his party of Nazi soldiers conducted experiments for years. 79 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:19,420 They weren't 80 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:22,620 able to figure out how to master the art of Kung Fury. 81 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:26,540 And one day, he disappeared from the face of the earth. 82 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,160 And no one has seen him ever since. 83 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:30,880 Until now. 84 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:35,520 I guess he figured if he could find a chosen one and kill him, he would become 85 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,520 Kung Fury himself. 86 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,920 He must have traveled in time in order to get here. 87 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:41,380 That's probably why he disappeared in the first place. 88 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,360 So what are you going to do? 89 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,040 My job. 90 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:49,320 I'm going to go back in time to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler once and for 91 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:52,760 So how are you going to do that? I'm not sure. 92 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:55,380 I need some sort of time machine. 93 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,700 Wait a minute. 94 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,020 Using an RX modulator, I might be able to conduct a mainframe cell direct and 95 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:06,200 hack the uplink to the download. 96 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:09,420 What the hell does that mean? It means that with the right computer algorithms, 97 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,700 I can hack you back in time. 98 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,720 Just like a time machine. 99 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,120 Well then, it's hacking time. 100 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:33,940 Oh no! 101 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:40,240 That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago. 102 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:10,060 My name is Barbariana. 103 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,700 What year is this? 104 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:19,640 It's the Viking Age. 105 00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:22,460 That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! 106 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,380 It went too far back in time. 107 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,500 You need to get out of this valley. 108 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,160 This place is swarming with laser raptors. 109 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,320 I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can help you get there. 110 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,780 Who's Katana? 111 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,620 I'm Katana. 112 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,160 I can give you a ride to Oggard. 113 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,680 A ride on what? 114 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,220 So, who are you? 115 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:08,940 I'm a cop. 116 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:10,230 From the future. 117 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:16,130 I was sent back in time to kill Hitler, but I accidentally went back too far in 118 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,130 time. 119 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:18,690 End up in this place. 120 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:24,430 I know someone who might be able to help you. 121 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:52,840 Behold, it is me, Thor, son of Odin and protector of mankind. 122 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,660 Check out my pecs. 123 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,400 Your pecs are epic. 124 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:57,900 Thanks, bro. 125 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:07,440 So, anyway, Thor, this is, um, Kung Fury. 126 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:12,020 He's a cop from the future. Yeah, I need to get to Nazi Germany and, uh, kill 127 00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:15,220 Hitler, so... If you get out there, then... 128 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,880 Habitat. 129 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:26,180 Walk through this portal, and you shall end up in Nazi Germany. 130 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,080 Good luck to you, Confuri. 131 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,380 Thanks, Thor. 132 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,460 Well, looks like this is my ride. 133 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:43,660 Hey, future cop, where are you going? 134 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,720 You know what? Here, take my number. 135 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,660 And use this phone to call me. 136 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,120 It's a personal transportable cellular telephone. 137 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:03,860 It features 645 channel capacity, 10 number speed dial, and an electronic 138 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:04,860 security lock. 139 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:09,960 This revolution in communication could make it possible for more and more 140 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,300 to have a phone in their car. 141 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,160 Your moustache is completely broken. 142 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,140 You'll have to do the abracadabra. 143 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,340 Abracadabra? It doesn't look smart. 144 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:43,360 My moustache? This is an Irish moustache. 145 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:49,100 No, this is an Irish moustache. That looks like a man's hair on a merciless 146 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,580 Yeah, that was funny when you said that. 147 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:56,000 It looks like you've fallen into a ditch with some linen on your lips and just 148 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 dragged it back. 149 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,960 This is an Irish moustache. 150 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,220 You should be ashamed of yourself. It doesn't look smart. 151 00:17:14,049 --> 00:17:16,849 Thank you. 152 00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:10,910 disarming you. 153 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:01,780 You don't need that spine. 154 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,320 It's all in your bag. 155 00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:41,170 Nothing can stop me and my army of death. 156 00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:45,820 All right, Hitler. 157 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:49,060 Then gig it up. Show me your hands. 158 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,500 Huh? 159 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,240 Hagerman, have you seen Kung Fury? 160 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,520 Oh, no. 161 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:53,970 Who the hell are you? 162 00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:56,990 My name is Cobra. 163 00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,910 I've been expecting you, Kung Fury. 164 00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:03,170 I'm your spirit animal. 165 00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:05,330 What the hell is this place? 166 00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:09,850 This is heaven. I'm afraid you're dead. 167 00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:11,710 What? 168 00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:13,710 But it looks so real. 169 00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:18,730 Yeah. No, it's totally real. 170 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,200 Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer. 171 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,240 I need you to send me back to Earth. 172 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,520 Pronto. 173 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:29,140 I'm sorry, I can't help you with that. You see, you're dead. 174 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,100 You're under arrest. 175 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,220 What? For obstruction of justice. 176 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,640 You're breaking the law! 177 00:24:50,730 --> 00:24:51,730 What the hell happened? 178 00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:54,850 I hacked away all of your bullet wounds, Kankiri. 179 00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:56,130 Thanks. 180 00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:21,360 I want to welcome you and your friends To Germany. 181 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,480 We are not so different, you and I. 182 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:32,160 I mean, we've both got cool style, you know? We're red, you know? 183 00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:33,780 So that's cool. 184 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:37,860 You both like doing moves? 185 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,460 Yeah! Check it out! 186 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:41,060 Yeah! 187 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,240 Yeah! Want killing people? 188 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,000 I love it. You clearly do, too. 189 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,920 And that's cool. 190 00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:50,580 Join me. 191 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,380 We could be brothers. 192 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,320 We are so alike. 193 00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:58,080 It's almost like we finish each other's balls. 194 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:22,539 Oh, my. 195 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,480 Not much left of him, is there? The important thing is that he's gone. 196 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,160 Sorry I died at you, Chris. You're a cop. 197 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:31,140 You're the best damn partner I've ever had. 198 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,260 I came back in time for you, Kung Fury. 199 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,420 Because, damn it, I love you. 200 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,280 Teamwork is very important. 201 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,080 So, what happens now, Kung Fury? 202 00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:53,530 Well, I need to head back to the office. 203 00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:57,690 Looks like it's gonna be a hell of a lot of paperwork. 204 00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:21,810 Open the doors, Hoff. 205 00:27:22,130 --> 00:27:23,270 I'm sorry, Fury. 206 00:27:23,590 --> 00:27:25,050 I can't let you do that. 207 00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:26,270 Open the doors, Hoff. 208 00:27:26,810 --> 00:27:30,290 I'm sorry. I can't let you open the doors, Godfury. 209 00:27:30,550 --> 00:27:31,670 Goddammit, open the doors. 210 00:27:31,910 --> 00:27:32,910 I'm sorry. 211 00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:34,410 I can't let... Open the doors. 212 00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:40,510 Did anyone ever tell you not to hassle the Hoff 9000? 213 00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:42,790 Oh, Hoff 9000. 214 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:44,250 Son of a bitch. 215 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,020 Piece of shit. 216 00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:10,740 Oh, my. 217 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,780 The important thing is that he's gone. 218 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,250 Game over. 219 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,270 Wait a minute. 220 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,130 I've seen that symbol before. 221 00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:45,990 Somewhere. 222 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:11,740 If we're gonna make it like a true survivor, we need some action. 223 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:19,060 If we wanna take our love away from here, we need a living passion 224 00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:24,540 to believe in. Burning hearts and a brand new feeling, action. 225 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,280 If we're gonna make it like a true survivor. 226 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:53,140 of time hear the ticking of the countdown clock tonight 227 00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:56,680 God we need some God we need some action 228 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,560 Like a true survivor.